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Okay, deep breath. So guess what? The Miami Dolphins and Pittsburgh Steelers did this wild trade thingy. No kidding. Jalen Ramsey and Jonnu Smith are packing their bags for Pittsburgh. And whoosh—Minkah Fitzpatrick’s coming back to Miami. Remember him? The safety guy they said “bye-bye” to in 2019. Yeah, that one. Also, there were some pick swap thingies involved too, but honestly, do they even matter?
Anyway—back up a sec—the Dolphins are dishing out a 2027 seventh-rounder. In return, yay, a 2027 fifth-rounder comes their way. Ramsey’s getting a pay bump, like $1.5 million, not that it matters for our wallets. Smith? Oh yeah, he snagged an extra year in Pittsburgh for $12 mil. Not too shabby, right?
Ramsey broke the news himself. “#HereWeGo,” he tweeted. I mean, he was excited. Who wouldn’t be when joining a team with Darius Slay and Joey Porter? Meanwhile, Fitzpatrick’s returning to his old stomping grounds. He’s got history in Miami—not all rainbows and sunshine—thanks to Coach Flores’ decision-making skills. Just saying.
Oh yeah, Ramsey’s got this knack for interceptions (24 so far). Not sure if he’ll be doing cornerback stuff or trying out safety since Steelers are tinkering around. And they’ve got Juan Thornhill now—came from the Chiefs. So there’s that.
Switching lanes, Smith caught everything but the weather last season (88 receptions!). Biggest tight end hero in Miami. His old buddy Arthur Smith—back in their Tennessee days—is kinda the reason he’s strutting into Pittsburgh now.
I should mention the Steelers are doing some unexpected shopping. Like they suddenly decided to gobble up big names this season—hello, Aaron Rodgers and DK Metcalf! They did boot George Pickens to Cowboys. Swings and roundabouts, right?
Miami, on the hunt for a safety lineup facelifters, welcomed Fitzpatrick back. They’ve been clearing house, saying goodbye to Kendall Fuller, Jevon Holland, and pals. Newbies like Dante Trader Jr. hope to step up. Time will tell.
Oh, and what about Miami’s tight ends since Smith left? Who knows. They’ve got some blocking guys like Julian Hill, but the Dolphins might be crossing fingers for hidden gems among rookies or free agents. Who knows where this roller coaster will end?
Anyway—wait, did I forget something? Oh, right. Ramsey’s the fourth captain gone from last season’s Dolphins lineup. Join the club, Terron Armstead and others. Guess people really are on the move, huh?
Crazy times in the football world. Let’s see how this shakes out.
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