Alright, so Rutgers football added some muscle to their offensive line. And guess what? It’s with a local kid! Zach Aamland, this towering 6’6″ giant—I wonder if he bumps his head on door frames—just joined from Illinois. He’s got three years left, so plenty of time to see him grow or um, grow more? I’m not sure how that works with humans once they’re already giants.
He played at the Hun School—sounds fancy, right? Rutgers had an eye on him before, so it’s kinda like they’ve finally nabbed that long-lost friend at a reunion. How’s that for destiny or luck or sheer persistence?
Oh, and not to forget, they also snatched up Moshood Giwa from LIU. More power to their frontline, I guess. Anyway, college football’s always buzzing with these changes. Keeps you on your toes—or off them if you’re as tall as Aamland.
