Here’s the messy, human-like version:
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Okay, so there’s this whole buzz about Penn State being, like, top dog in 2025. Honestly, it’s like everyone suddenly thinks they’re going to be the best team in the country. Crazy, right? Back in the 2024-25 season, they actually made it to the semifinals of the College Football Playoff, and now folks are thinking James Franklin’s crew might just snag that championship in 2025-26. Sounds wild.
ESPN or someone, actually has them ranked numero uno. Yep, top of the pile. They basically said Penn State finally turned things around with Franklin at the helm in 2024. And, man, do they look ready for a fight this season. With Allar, Allen, and Singleton sticking around, it’s supposed to be one of the most—how do you say it—balanced offenses? Whatever that means.
They talk about this Allar guy needing to step up his game as a downfield passer. And apparently adding Pena, Ross, and Hudson was a big deal? Like, seriously. I mean, Penn State’s receivers couldn’t even catch a break against Notre Dame, losing 27-24 in that CFP semifinal at the Orange Bowl. Pena’s stats were nuts—84 catches, 941 yards, nine touchdowns. Just saying.
And oh, the cheerleaders. How could I forget? There’ll be a ton of Penn State cheerleaders doing their thing in 2025-26. One of them, Abby, got this whole captain thing going and she’s been blowing up social media. No idea why I noticed this, but it stuck with me, okay?
Beaver Stadium’s crowd is next-level. If you haven’t experienced it, just imagine an electrified beehive. Kind of smells like hot dogs and excitement. The cheerleaders add to the entire madness, obviously.
And with their viral moments? Don’t even get me started. Penn State’s cheer squad going viral isn’t a “maybe”—it’s practically a guarantee.
Random thought: Penn State’s thought to be the Big Ten’s big cheese in 2025. Anyway, where was I? Right, Instagram posts of Abby and her crew have this charm you don’t expect. Like a perfect mix of athleticism and pure college spirit, or something… you know what I mean?
So, uh, here’s to hoping for a season that’ll actually live up to this hype. Or not. Who really knows?
