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So, let’s talk about Max Verstappen and that Miami Grand Prix chaos. Christian Horner, you know, the guy running Red Bull, had a lot to say. Apparently, Max was like a wall — a good kind, not the silent type. Anyway, it all kicked off with Verstappen grabbing pole position with a performance that probably had everyone wondering how he keeps doing it. Even he seemed a bit unsure if he could hold back those McLarens — like, really, what’s with those tires on that track?
Then boom, Lando Norris comes charging in at the start. I swear, that opening was more like a fistfight on wheels or something — two corners of pure madness. But then, wait — Piastri comes in hot, right? Max holds him off for a bit until, nope, he’s out-braked. Gotta hand it to Piastri: when a guy’s faster, he’s faster, simple as that.
Max hanging onto third? Yeah, not so much. George Russell pulls a sneaky move during a virtual safety car. There he goes, thanks to some crazy race tactics. Honestly, it’s like everyone had a chance to grab the spotlight for a moment.
Oh, and then there’s Yuki Tsunoda. Starting off in 10th, chasing Ferrari’s Charles Leclerc — pretty intense until he gets smacked with a five-second penalty for speeding in the pit. But hey, he gets his vengeance or something — because he floors it and somehow manages to keep that point. Bet Hadjar didn’t see that coming.
Christian was like, “Hats off to McLaren.” Maybe Red Bull bit off more than they could chew this time. But they’re heading back to Milton Keynes to work on stuff, gearing up for that 400th race in Imola. So that’s something, right?
Oh, and they’re talking about bringing back some LEGO drivers’ parade. Now that’s something to look forward to — because who doesn’t like LEGOs, especially in the middle of all this racing drama?
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There you have it — a trip through Miami GP with all its quirks and pit lane twists!
