Oh man, there’s this wild photo that pops up on social media sometimes. Picture it: a high school golfer from Michigan getting pounced on by a Canada goose. Seriously. I’m not even making this up. Every time it shows up, the comments just explode with people claiming they’d have handled it so easily. Like, sure, Carl, you just go ahead and swat a goose like a pesky bee on your donut.
Folks who’ve been around the Midwest golf scene know the real story though. Canada geese are no joke, and they’re like these lurking feathered ninjas. They just wait, plotting their next surprise attack. Walkers especially have it rough. No golf carts to shield them, just out there on foot like sitting ducks—wait, are golfers ducks or geese in this analogy? Anyway, you get it.
And then there’s always that one guy (maybe it’s you?) bragging about how they’d have totally owned that goose. To which I say, ever tried reasoning with a tiger? I mean, what do tigers even have to do with this? But here’s the kicker—a video shows a Canada goose actually taking on a Bengal tiger. Mind-blowing, right?
Really makes you think about what these geese are packing. It’s like they’ve got some secret superpower or something, like they’re secretly Canadian warriors. Who knows what’s in their tiny goose brains?
Anyway—wait, no, if you’re reading this, just maybe take an umbrella or something when you’re golfing next. Just a tip from me to you. Stay safe out there in the wild greens or whatever.
