Ugh, the Browns. You ever feel like some sports teams are cursed? I swear, Cleveland’s never-ending quest for a decent QB is like a bad sitcom — Tim Couch, Dorian Thompson-Robinson, honestly, there’s more but I lost track. The Steelers though, who’d have thought they’d be trailing behind like this?
So this analyst, Cohen, throws out this wild idea on ESPN’s Unsportsmanlike — are the Steelers turning into the Browns of Pittsburgh? I chuckled. Maybe he’s got a point. I mean, they’re tossing QBs around like spaghetti on a wall. See if it sticks, right? Trubisky, Pickett, Rudolph, and weirdly, even Justin Fields and Russell Wilson are part of this quarterback carousel. Honestly, it’s kinda dizzying.
Look, I know they’re trying. Really. They scoop up these first-round picks and hope one’s the golden ticket. Closest they’ve come? A couple games with Rudolph here, a sprinkle of Wilson magic there. It’s like looking for gold in a silver mine. And there’s talk of Rodgers or Cousins dropping in for 2025. Bit of stability, I guess, but don’t hold your breath for a long-term fix.
Meanwhile, over in Cleveland, they’re embracing chaos. Drafted Shedeur Sanders and Dillon Gabriel, signed Pickett, too. A gamble, sure, maybe ends up a comedy of errors, yet at least they’re trying, right? Young legs, fresh eyes, all that.
Back to the Steelers. Their draft plan? Stockpile picks for 2026 — dream big for that QB savior. But, oh man, isn’t everyone doing the same? They’re stuck in this weird loop where avoiding a losing season kinda puts them at a disadvantage for landing a franchise QB. Funny how success can be its own obstacle.
And that cursed Browns QB jersey? Remember it? Yeah, it’s a classic. Hayden Grove even tweeted a pic of it on X. Steelers aren’t there yet, not by a mile. But if the carousel keeps spinning, who knows? Steelers fans might cringe at their own version popping up online sooner or later. Gotta love football drama.