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So, here we are, the Golden State Warriors, sort of trudging through this mess with Steph Curry stuck on the bench—thanks a lot, hamstring. Apparently, he picked up this annoying Grade 1 strain when they managed to edge out the Timberwolves. Barely. It’s like, c’mon, can’t we have one easy game without drama?
Anyway, Curry finally said something about it. Probably because everyone wouldn’t stop asking. He’s basically doing nothing but “a lot” of treatment. Whatever that means. And let’s not even talk about how he can’t shoot even while standing still. You know it’s bad when you can’t even shoot without moving. I mean, what’s the point?
Oh, Ohm Youngmisuk dropped the bombshell: Curry’s out at least until they look at him again next week. Which means no Curry for at least a few games. Great. Just great.
Yet somehow, the team pulled off a not-too-shabby win on the road in Game 1. Without Steph. It’s kind of wild, right? I didn’t expect that. They’ve got Jimmy Butler and Draymond Green picking up a lot of slack. I mean, those guys are holding it together, but it’s not all sunshine and rainbows.
Then there’s Buddy Hield with his magic shooting touch—if he can keep that up, maybe we have a shot. Spacing, or something, is crucial, they say. So, with Butler keeping the defense occupied, they’re hoping Hield’s shots start falling. Fingers crossed.
Honestly, though, this whole thing is a waiting game. It’s all about Curry. Everyone knows it, even though we pretend it’s not true. His crazy shooting, his playmaking—whatever you want to call it—he’s like the lifeline. Without him, the whole championship dream feels like, well, it feels like half a dream, you know?
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Hope that captures the vibe!