Sure thing, here’s a new take on that article:
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So, picture this: Dallas, Frisco, or somewhere sizzling hot, and those Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders—yeah, you know the ones, all smiles and choreography—well, they just got a fat raise. And by “fat,” I mean 400% fatter. I didn’t even know numbers could be that cheeky.
The word came from some cheerleader on Netflix’s “America’s Sweethearts,” and—hang on—who’s naming these shows anyway? Anyway, I got sidetracked. Money! They’ve been rallying for it forever, probably since disco. Back in 2019, some big legal hoo-ha got their game-day gig going from $200 to $400. Fast forward, and now, boom, it’s like four times that. Wild, right?
Oh, quick flashback, nine years ago—imagine being whisked back to retro times—there’s this whole scandal where a PR guy, Dalrymple, supposedly filmed them dressing. Creepy. He denied it, of course. But then who doesn’t deny things these days? Cowboys did a little payout dance—$2.4 million to some cheerleaders. Yikes. Dalrymple retired before that hit the airwaves. Coincidence? Your call.
Okay, Forbes says the Cowboys are rolling in dough—$10.1 billion or some other ridiculously huge number. They’ve been top of the sports world food chain for ages. I mean, is it gold-plated end zones or what?
Former cheerleader Jada McLean piped up in a Netflix episode—”Happy? Nah, more like relieved.” Guess when you’re fighting forever, relief hits harder than joy. Makes sense?
Anyway, that’s the scoop. Cheering pays now. Who’d have thunk?
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Hope that hits the mark!
