Taylormade totally snagged the Clairol Jug for what? Yeah, their epic Photoshop skills on Scotty Scheffler’s hairline after winning the 2025 Open Championship. Seriously, hats off.
So here’s the deal. I mean, look at this pic. (Not sure why I’m obsessed with this, but I am.) Do you see how they’ve got the whole hair thing going? It’s like…I don’t know, an optical illusion?
Now—okay, imagine this—launch angles and spin rates, but for hair! Pixels per follicle. The R&D folks must be in the lab cracking up, or maybe that’s just me. Anyway, the Stealth Hairline™ is here for less drag; aerodynamic as heck, right? You’ve got the ‘Tour Pro Follicle Series’ where you can adjust the loft and part. What?
Dude goes from “Howdy y’all, I’m from Texas” to full-on “Bonjour, I’m the new European charm.” And boom, one flick of a digital paintbrush. Like wizard stuff, really.
They’ve even got this thing called Carbon-forged follicles. I can’t with this! Maximum fake-out levels in HD. TaylorMade saw Scottie’s win and decided, “Yep, let’s focus on the real win—his hair.”
And then, oh boy. Did you see how they “covered” that Nike logo? I mean, placing a number 4 on it. Haha, smooth move! Probably on purpose, but hey, who am I to say?
Drive for show. Hair for…well, the glow?
