Sure, here’s a rewrite:
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So, here’s the deal with Aston Martin and Lance Stroll in Spain. Late Saturday, they said, “Hey, Stroll’s not racing.” Sunday rolls around, and, surprise surprise, there’s talk about him totally losing it in the team garage. I mean, he got booted from qualifying – like, missed it by more than half a second compared to Fernando Alonso. Ouch.
Anyway, drivers should beeline it to the FIA garage after qualifying to get weighed. But Stroll? Nah, he kinda took his time. The stewards gave him a slap on the wrist for that.
After they looked into it, Stroll sent them this letter. You know, like a written apology or something. He says he wasn’t there immediately ’cause he was hurting and needed someone to check him over. He did eventually hit the scales and talk to the media before heading to get more medical checks.
It’s just this whole chaotic scene. Who even knows?
