Alright, let’s dive into this mess a bit. So, here’s the deal — the Portland Trail Blazers are shaking things up or something. They brought in Tiago Splitter and Patrick St. Andrews to hang with Chauncey Billups. And yeah, Quinton Crawford’s already chilling there.
Anyway, Splitter, kind of interesting dude, right? Had his hands in the pot with the Brooklyn Nets and the Houston Rockets. Not to mention — wait, did you know this? — he was sort of the big cheese over at Paris Basketball last season. I mean, France? Who would’ve thought, right?
Then there’s St. Andrews. Oh man, this guy hopped around a bit. Recently, he was with Taylor Jenkins and the Memphis Grizzlies. Also did stints with the Hawks and Bucks. I guess he likes birds? Or maybe it’s just coincidence. Who knows.
Is it just me, or does this sound like a recipe for something? Chaos? Genius? Maybe both. Folding laundry is more straightforward. But hey, we’ll see how this soufflé rises.
