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So, Jason Crowe. Yeah, he’s going to Missouri. He just dropped that news Friday. Can you believe it? No one saw that coming — or maybe they did? Anyway, it’s a big deal because this guy’s ranked No. 4 in his class for 2026. That’s kinda huge. And get this, Missouri hasn’t nabbed someone this high up since Michael Porter Jr. back in 2017. Feels like ages ago, doesn’t it?
Okay, so Crowe chats with ESPN, right? And he’s like, “Since early July, I’ve been all in on Missouri.” Guess his gut feeling’s been strong for a while. Oh, and he goes, “Today’s my birthday, seemed like the perfect time to spill the beans.” Imagine waking up and thinking, yeah, I’ll just announce my future today. Wild.
Crowe’s not just any player; he’s the top dog point guard in his class. Yeah, numero uno. Makes you wonder what he’s got up his sleeve for the Tigers, right?
But wait — they’re also eyeing another big-name: Toni Bryant. Seems like Missouri’s on a roll with these top-fives. Will Toni join the party? Who knows. But for now, it’s Jason’s moment. And that deserves some kind of celebration. 🎉
