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So, okay, here’s the thing, folks. The Professional Fighters League, you know, the PFL, decided to spice things up with their big finale in Atlantic City—because, why not? It was all going down on a Friday night. The kind where you kinda wish you had popcorn, but you’re too invested to actually go and make some. Or maybe that’s just me.
Right off the bat, the main event was shouting for attention. Logan Storley—this dude’s a real wrestling machine, an interim champ from Bellator or something like that. Anyway, he squared off against Thad Jean. Now, Jean’s this unbeaten kid, 10-0, making waves and taking names in the PFL Universe. It’s like watching a train that’s somehow flying? Or maybe a flying train crashing—who knows.
Oh, and can’t forget about the co-main. What a clash! Former featherweight champs, head to head. You’ve got Jesus Pinedo from Peru, entangled in this epic dance with Dagestani warrior Movlid Khaybulaev. I swear you could feel the tension like, I don’t know, trying to balance on a tightrope during an earthquake. Yeah, that off-balance.
Flipping through channels, or if you’re scrolling your streaming list, you could catch all the punches and kicks on ESPN or ESPN+. But the real dedicated fans? Magical DAZN stream! The show kicks off at 6:30 PM Eastern. How do they plan this stuff? Feels like planning a birthday party that has circus clowns and fire breathers. Right? Anyway, I need to stop.
So here’s some haphazard results because order isn’t my strong suit today:
Main Card:
- Thad Jean took on Logan Storley in, let’s say, the World Tournament final of Welterweights.
- Jesus Pinedo locked horns with Movlid Khaybulaev in the featherweight saga.
- Asaël Adjoudj and Yves Landu duked it out at featherweight.
- Oh, and Jordan Newman vs. Eslam Abdul Baset in middleweight madness.
Prelims:
- Jakub Kaszuba wrestled it out with Sergio Cossio.
- Husein Kadimagomaev versus Kyle Driscoll.
- Nathan Kelly saw Fred Dupras… or the other way around.
- Sarek Shields slammed into Nick Meck—no relation to Star Trek, I think.
- Matt Turnbull did a dance with Tom Pagliarulo.
So, that’s a wrap, sort of. If chaos had a format, this is probably it. Combats and theatrics, all squeezed into one night. Atlantic City’s scene now has one heck of a story to tell.
