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Alright folks, here we go. It’s Saturday at the 2025 CJ Cup Byron Nelson, and, I mean, this tournament is practically screaming Scottie Scheffler’s name. Like, he’s out there making golf look easy, if it ever is for anyone else?
So, the deal is this: Round three is happening at this place called TPC Craig Ranch. Really rolls off the tongue, right? Scheffler’s been on fire — he started Round 2 with this string of pars, then BAM, an eagle out of nowhere. Was I impressed? Yeah, just a tad. But then, the sky decided it was time for some lightning drama, and they had to pause the whole thing for hours. Time enough to lose a golf ball in the backyard, let alone get back into a sports mindset.
Anyway—wait, where was I? Right! When everything started back up, Scheffler was, like, “hold my golf club,” and he went on this birdie frenzy. Makes you wonder if he’s part bird himself. He wrapped that up with a snazzy 8-under 63, which is just iconic, and boom — tied the record, or nearly tied it? Close enough for internet math, let’s say.
Oh, they stopped later for darkness. Classic. But Scheffler’s already ahead by six shots. Six! That’s about how many times I hit the sand in mini-golf. Maybe. Anyway — things are looking shiny for him come Round 3.
You can catch the action on Golf Channel, starts at 1 p.m. ET. Or go rogue and stream it on ESPN+ if you’re all about options. PSA: You’ll need your cable login for some of that magic.
Now for you detail hunters, tee times got laid out. Like a giant puzzle, except it’s all names and numbers. From Doug Ghim to Scottie himself, there’s something oddly comforting about knowing exactly when everyone swings.
On the other side, famous folks like Jordan Spieth get to start on hole 10 at 2:25 p.m. It’s almost like they’re easing into it, maybe? Who knows. Anyway, that’s the lowdown. I’ll be somewhere, probably thinking about how to spell ‘Thorbjorn Olesen’ right, again. Happy watching or streaming or whatever you do!
