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So, get this — I found myself at the BKFC Fight Night in Clearwater, and whoa, talk about wild. Packed house at the OCC Roadhouse and Museum, and let’s just say Friday night didn’t disappoint. People glued to their screens everywhere on the BKFC App, catching all the bare-knuckle chaos.
Jared Warren, this guy — former light-heavyweight champ — he didn’t mess around. Took him 92 seconds. That’s all. Joseph “The Dark Knight” Creer didn’t know what hit him. Anyway, Warren’s got his eyes on some title fight between Mike “The Marine” Richman and Josh “D-Day” Dyer. May 10th, Maverik Center. It’s like he was shouting into the crowd, “Give me my belt back!” Dude’s intense.
Creer? Oh man, down to 3-3. Tough night for him. But hey, Clearwater had its own bantamweight drama. “Royal” Ryan Reber went head-to-head with Matt “The Silencer” Guymon. Reber, man, snatched the win with the slimmest of margins. I even think one judge was seeing double — whatever, Reber got it, 49-45, 48-46.
And then, this self-proclaimed “house owner” Reber calling out Alberto “El Indio” Blas for a rematch? Bold, right? Guymon’s got some rebuilding to do now, sitting at 2-1.
Let’s not forget JoMi “Archangel” Escoboza. Ten wins now. Wow. Put Jay “Action” Jackson through the wringer. Ringside doc had to step in. Jackson, he’s 5-4 now. Gotta bounce back from this one.
Michael “Papa G” Larrimore was something else entirely. First-round madness against Ace “O Spades” Samples. Guy just kept going down! Dropped him four times. Samples gotta rethink things at 2-2.
Then, Brady “Big Bird” Meister! This heavyweight beast — got back up, nails this fight against Joseph “The Punisher” White. It’s like a dance, but more brutal.
Oh, and Nathan “The Reaper” Rivera, this featherweight? Went full-on Rocky, climbed to 4-0 against Alex “OG” Castro. Castro’s gotta be wondering what went wrong, 0-3 now.
Crystal “The Rugged Beauty” Pittman and Claudia “Phoenix” Zamora in some controversial fiasco, ended in a No Contest. Something about a grounded strike. Messy. Pittman, 3-3, while Zamora just stepping in.
Rodney “The Animal” Hinton’s debut? Fireworks. Sent Ben Jacobsen sprawling three times. Fight’s over almost before it began. Jacobsen, brand new to this scene too.
Last but not least, Logan Speyrer bags his debut win over Quentin “QG” Gaskins, while Anthony “The Devil’s Advocate” Yost grabs the win over Chachi Versace. Both pretty epic, if you ask me.
And here’s the skinny:
– Jared Warren beat Joseph Creer (TKO, Round 1)
– Ryan Reber took down Matt Guymon (Maj. Decision)
– JoMi Escoboza did in Jay Jackson (TKO, Round 3)
– Michael Larrimore smashed Ace Samples (TKO, Round 1)
– Brady Meister outdid Joseph White (TKO, Round 2)
– Nathan Rivera floored Alex Castro (KO, Round 4)
– Pittman vs. Zamora (No Contest)
– Rodney Hinton outclassed Ben Jacobsen (TKO, Round 1)
– Logan Speyrer bested Quentin Gaskins (Unan. Decision)
– Anthony Yost triumphed over Chachi Versace (Unan. Decision)
Man, what a night!
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There you go!
