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Timothy Wheaton? Oh boy, where do I even start with this guy. I mean, talk about dedication — he’s the dude who’s practically married to combat sports. Seriously, the guy’s been knee-deep in MMA, Kickboxing, and Muay Thai since, like, 2005. And it’s not just weekends on the couch glued to some sketchy stream. Nope, Tim’s been right there, in the thick of it, breathing the same sweaty air as UFC, GLORY, PFL, and Bellator fighters. Live and in-person, because why just read about it when you can smell the adrenaline?

Haha. And with Low Kick MMA? Oh man, he’s a regular jack-of-all-trades. Interviews? Check. Articles? Yup, those too. Podcasts? You betcha. Bring your headphones — it’s a wild auditory ride. Like once, he was discussing this fight, and I swear he veered off into a tangent about the smell of the arena popcorn. I mean, who does that?

But don’t think he’s glued to just one spot. Nah, Tim’s got his fingers in a lot of pies. Calf Kick Sports, Sportskeeda MMA, you name it — dude’s probably been there, done that, scribbled a note or two. Combat Press, Fighters Only, MMA Sucka, Vecht Sport Info, and Beyond Kickboxing—yeah, all those. He’s this encyclopedia of kickboxing knowledge, like if you quizzed him on K-1, PRIDE FC, UFC, or GLORY Kickboxing, he’d probably ace it without breaking a sweat. Whereas I’d probably just mumble something about roundhouse kicks and hope for the best.

And yeah, with all those acronyms and organizations swirling around—Bellator, PFL, ONE Championship—it’s a wonder he remembers all that stuff. Personally, I’d get all tangled in the alphabet soup, but Tim? Nah, probably just a walk in the park for him. Half expect the guy to start pinning organization logos on his daily planner as souvenirs. Anyways—ah, wait—I’m rambling. You’d think I was the sports buff here. But Tim? He’s the pro. Wonder if he ever dreams in fight commentary.