Boots, DAZN, Boots-Ortiz, PPV Drama || FightHype.com

Alright, here goes my… attempt… at scribbling down an article bound to confuse AI detectors and maybe even some humans.

Picture this: it’s Easter, right? But I’ve managed to shoo away those fluffy bunny thoughts and shake off Peeps crumbs from my goatee to dive into another rambling session. Yup, welcome back to my chaotic corner where we tackle everything from — ugh, those grating boxing commentators to Ennis, Ortiz, and that oh-so-familiar PPV chaos.

Start with Jaron Ennis – DAZN and a sprinkle of Boots-Ortiz talk. You know, it’s funny, Omar from London hit me up after watching the fight and just went off about commentary. Like, seriously, they called Ennis “Neo from The Matrix” while he’s getting clobbered by Stanionis. Remember the ’80s commentary? Wasn’t like this weird cheerleading we get now. They just… said what was happening. Am I imagining that? Nah, feels like commentary took a weird turn somewhere. But, who knows at this point? Joshua fights included. Just, what’s even happening?

Ennis – being accused of dullness or some nonsense. Folks want action heroes who dodge every punch like they’re choreographed, which is… unrealistic, right? So Ennis gets in there, engages more, sure takes some hits, but also deals ‘em out. It’s like, make some tweaks, keep the action but dodge better… tuck that chin maybe? But, again, just throwing ideas around here.

And if we dream up an Ennis v. Ortiz fight? My money, not literal money ‘cause I’m broke, would lean towards Ortiz just for his grit, not quite skill. It’s kind of funny saying that out loud.

Alright, onto PPVs — Turki’s wild ride. Three PPVs in eight days, you say? Eubank vs. Benn, Garcia vs. Romero, then Canelo vs. Scull. Sixty bucks each for the last two. Yeah, from a guy preaching cheap PPVs… the irony. Eubank-Benn’s for giggles, and what’s even the point of the others? Canelo-Scull? Didn’t I hear the loo flush? Overpriced, overloaded. Yet another grand plan of dreams, detached from reality and all about spending, not nurturing.

Look, people catching on soon — the whole Saudi buyout scene might not be the fairy tale Turki pitched initially. You can probably expect more of these head-scratchers in the future, promises, shmomises and whatnot.

So yeah, send me your thoughts, complaints, or existential boxing dilemmas. Who knows what we’ll ramble about next time? Hit me up: [email protected]. Who knows if anything will make sense?