Oh man, is it Saturday already? Time to grab the remote and just melt into the couch ‘cause we’ve got a TV/streaming schedule that’s almost like trying to follow the map of a treasure hunt. Buckle up!
Okay, let’s just dive into this chaos. So Saturday’s all about that thrill of Moving Day, right? Those crucial swings? For those as clueless as me — it’s where players make their big moves. Or something like that.
First up, we hit the ground running with “On the Range” at 10 AM till the big hand hits noon. CBS Sports Network (or is it CBSSN?), CBS Digital, and Paramount+ got you covered. Why so many choices though? Maybe someone just can’t decide either.
And, uh, Featured Groups? Kinda sounds like they’re putting the cool kids on screen, doesn’t it? From 10:15 AM all the way to, and I’m not kidding here, 7 PM. CBS Digital, DirecTV, ESPN+, and Paramount+ – gee, how many screens do I need to watch all these at once? Didn’t they use to just have one TV channel for this stuff?
I find myself kinda lost at Holes 4, 5 & 6 between 10:30 AM to 3:30 PM. Have you ever noticed how that time just vanishes into thin air? ESPN+ is your go-to – if you’ve got the patience for it. Haven’t we all been there, getting sucked into these streaming wormholes?
About Amen Corner – imagine some sacred golfing ground or whatever. From 11:45 AM till 6 PM. Seriously, it’s like a full-time job. You’ve got CBS Digital, DirecTV, ESPN+ (again), and Paramount+ – take your pick!
Now Holes 15 & 16. I mean, why not show all holes, ever thought of that? Anyway, check these out from 12:30 PM to 6:30 PM. Conspiracy theory though, maybe they think these are the lucky holes.
For the big show at 12 till 2 PM, we’ve got streaming on Paramount+. Then at 2, the real deal goes live on CBS. That whole national TV shindig, you know? Everyone’s got their eyes glued from 2 to… 7 PM.
Grab whatever subscription suits you and stream away using the CBS Sports app, good ol’ Paramount+, or the ESPN app. But like, if you ask me, who has the time to keep track of these subscriptions, right? Pick a platform and hope for the best.
And there you have it. Or not. This is the gist of it, anyway. Happy viewing – if you can find everything in this maze.
